I had a very interesting week. Unfortunately, I can't tell you about it because I would prefer to remain anonymous on the internet. But I will tell you this, I went on a trip. This trip was taken at a significant place. It was full of significant things and people. I took many significant pictures, and I was significantly impressed. You could view this trip as somewhat of a vacation. It was nice.
I bought something that was very neat. It was a bullet keychain. Not just the bullet, but the entire round. Powder drained of course. It cost me a pretty penny too. Upon buying it, a manly thought came about in my head: In a combat situation, if my gun was out of ammo, could I use that round in the gun? Of course, I know the answer to this. Which is in fact, no.
But my common sense didn't douse the flame of manly thoughtetude that had entered my head. Just imagine, you're in the middle of a warzone, and you run out of ammo. Your enemy looms over you. You can practically feel his breath on your face. You pull out your bullet keychain that your great-grand-pappy gave you when you turned twelve. You load the round and a burst of thunder utters forth. The enemy falls like a mighty oak. You stand, victorious.
Yeah, that's the kind of situation that enters a guy's head after buying a simple keychain.
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